THE JOSHLYN STORY by alice

I am sure you have met some intolerable people in your day. There is no doubt that every time you walk down the street you run into someone that you wish you never did. Or you find yourself complaining to the thin air in front of you about the obnoxious individual standing behind you at the cross walk. We all know these people and try to avoid them at all costs. Joshlyn is not one of these people.

Joshlyn is a girl with a mind; and a mind of her own. She passes tests with above average marks, yet does things that, although hilarious, can sometimes make you wonder where her mind really is. Her injury rate is about seventeen per day, and her mood swings are off the chart, yet very regular. From 8:00 am to 8:54 am she is the most jubilant creature in first period. Following first period from 9:00 am to 9:54 am is a storm of “You know what? I’m not even going to try talking to you right know!” and, “I’m not here as something to laugh at!” Luckily, a hug and a few flattering words can cure the atmosphere for the next needed minutes of peace.

Story Time and lunch hour are Joshlyn’s favorite times of the day. The first is enjoyed because of Joshlyn’s love of a good story; the second (though she won’t admit it) is a high point because of what I like to call the F.F.F.F. (The Flirt booth at the Flirt Fair in Town Flirtington on Planet Flirt Fest!) Of course the culprit in these flirt festivities shall remain nameless, but, if you ever want to stop by our table at lunch, I really don’t need to say more.

Story Time is only experienced when in the car with my mother, and usually a Jamba Juice near by. We then talk of past boy friends and embarrassing moments, and can’t think of a better way to spend an afternoon!

Though a klutz and a boy crazy, Joshlyn is no less than the kindest person I’ve met. Her only rash comments are in jest, and the rest of her language consists of jokes, sympathy and compliments. Of course, there’s always the occasional complaint, but you can’t expect anything more from a girl who injures herself more often than she heals. Joshlyn, I may spend a great deal of my time laughing hysterically at you, but remember that it’s just another way of saying, “There’s nothing I hold more dearly than the way you lift my spirits and brighten my day,” or something like that. Joshlyn, I love you in the most un-creepy way possible. Don’t go changing!

THRILLA! (thrillER)

So, this was about a month ago, but, I thought you might like it~

We did this for a skit when our friend wanted us to help her run for sophomore rep. We preformed THRILLER! (The other good-lookin' chick is Leah, in case you couldn't recognize her.)

Weekend Fun!

Hello my esteemed readers! Today I will be telling you about how my weekend went. This is Joshlyn speaking by the way because usually it's Alice. Anyways, so on Friday Alice and I went to our good friend Emma's house parce-que(because) Emma was having a party. Well before we could go we went to a BBQ get together thing at Alice's neighbors for a graduation party. I think. Yeah, so we're almost ready to go and all of the sudden I get this stingy pain sensation in my side. I thought I was having a heart attack in my side, it hurt so bad! Anyways so we went back to Alice's and I layed down and took some Aleve and then went to Emma's. At Emma's we sat around for a bit then we decided to play spoons. Well I wanted to play ultimate spoons but everyone was against me so we didn't. So, after we were done with spoons, and two bags of popcorn, we wanted to bob for apples. Yeah, well Emma bobs for apples a little bit differently then from what I'm use to, she puts a bag of ice in the bucket to make the water freezing cold! My face ended up like a popsicle and I couldn't feel it and then I got this huge brainfreeze! But, it was fun! Then we watched The Sting in her movie room and ate like 10 bags of popcorn, although I fell asleep like within the first 30 minutes. Then Alice's mom came and picked us up and I went home.

The next morning I had to get up at 6:30 in the morning because for Young Womens we were doing a yard sale to raise money for camp. I was dead tired and I looked like crap but oh well. Well this one lady came and bought a lot of big things so we said we would deliver it for her so we all jumped in the trailer thing and rode in it over to her house. After we dropped her stuff off we convinced Sarah's dad to drive us around so we could advertise the yard sale.So we drove around and got chased by two dogs! A lot of people donated to our cause and we made our goal of 800 dollars. Well then our Young Womens president said she would take us to get slurpee's if we helped clean up so she did and then we drove around like jolly adolescents with our slurpees in hand. It was great! Then I went and saw Iron Man with Alice and Haley, the movie was really good but there were these people who couldn't stop talking and were repeating every line they thought was funny. It was really annoying. After the movie I went home, but then I went to my friend Jayde's to help her with homework and just hang out. Oh yeah, and I forgot to say during the yard sale Katie, Jayde and I went to get Katie some medicine and as we were leaving I fell when I was walking out of Jayde's door and twisted my ankle because I'm a clutz.

Anyways that was my weelend, which I thought was pretty fun!